We Need a Vax for TDS

This virus will kill us all

The epidemic of Trump Derangement Syndrome may require weeks of lockdowns and compulsory inoculations to stop the spread. This deadly virus began with the 2016 strain which effected the left side of the body politic. Symptoms may include screeching and foaming at the mouth, cognitive impairment or purple discoloration of the hair.

Another variant has mutated and this strain effects the minds and souls of the right part of the body politic. Symptoms include religious fervor, magical cult thinking and cognitive dissonance.

One strain of the virus leads one to believe that every evil on Earth is created by one Bad Orange Man. Those suffering from it believe there were never wars or deportations before now and that things were wonderful during the reign of a corrupt and animated corpse.

Those inflicted from the right, the MAGA strain, believe that Trump has been ordained by God to carry out Biblical justice and that no matter how insane his policies seem, he is really playing 4-D chess and is outwitting everyone with the art of the deal.

We, the Non-Essential, must think of the greater good. If you are a nurse, please start filming dancing routines and posting them everywhere. Wear a mask for goodness sake and stay at least 6 feet away from the infected.

We are all in this together.