Zelensky Fatigue

Did you know that he can play the piano with his penis?

OK, think whatever you want, but that was the most entertaining meeting in the White House in history. After four years of watching Biden lying and trying not to fall asleep, this was refreshing.

Let’s pray that the days of his lordship Zelensky laundering stolen US Taxpayer Dollars are over.

FUN FACTS:

Ukraine was widely acknowledged as the most corrupt government on the planet before the war. What changed?

Ukraine violated the Minsk Agreements,

The US taxpayer wants the 350 billion that laughing boy can’t seem to find. I’ll give him a hint: Look in your bank account and the accounts of your corrupt cronies.

We also paid millions for brilliant geo-political analysts like Sean Penn and Ben Stiller to fly to Kiev and grovel before the dictator, I mean fearless freedom fighter.

Ukrainian oligarchs are selling many of the weapons we gave them on the black market to terror groups.

Before he was selected to run and ruin Ukraine, he was a comedian known for playing the piano with his penis.

Trump and Vance already knew that Zelenksy wouldn’t give his final OK to the minerals deal before their infamous televised meeting.

Zelensky insisted on getting the US-security-protection as part of deal done as a pre-condition.

This means that he wanted US troops stationed in the country to deter Russia from aggression in the future. This means that he wanted US to be in a situation in which direct military conflict between Russia and the US would be a daily possibility, Putin’ the world at risk of global, nuclear war.

Trump’s strategy was to humiliate Zelensky in the Oval Office, and create pressure in the Ukraine and internationally on him to agree to the minerals deal and a cease fire.

Ukrainian President Zelenskyy called US VP Vance "Сука блять" or "Suka blyat," which is Russian for "F*cking b*tch”.

Later on Friday, when Fox News' Bret Baier asked Zelenskyy whether he regretted disrespecting Vance to his face, Zelenskyy said he didn't know what the word "regret" meant.

After a US delegation led by Secretary of State Marco Rubio met with Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, both sides agreed that elections need to take place in Ukraine before a peace deal can be negotiated, because Zelenskyy's presidential term has expired and he has outlawed any elections and all opposition parties and he is currently polling at a 4% approval rating among the Ukrainian people.

My advise to this clown is to step down, take his ill-gotten millions and live in one of the mansions we paid for. He can play Ukrainian folk songs on his Steinway with his dick until he dies and rots in Hell.